you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
pray to the hookup gods
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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