i don't like sucking hair
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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