some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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