She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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