If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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