Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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