I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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