how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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