There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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