I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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