I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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