I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I need a beard to bite.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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