You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Farmville is her only friend.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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