Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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