i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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