I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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