I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I know her cup size but not her name....
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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