All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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