I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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