I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
it was like eating out sand paper
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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