2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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