Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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