My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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