They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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