You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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