I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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