Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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