He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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