You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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