Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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