I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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