i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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