Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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