Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I think my moral compass just broke
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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