Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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