Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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