Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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