uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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