Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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