office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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