I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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