They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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