He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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