Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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