I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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