tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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