Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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