At least make sure they are 18
Why
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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