I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Let's get the cat blown out
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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