Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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