Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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