Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
