that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
