4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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