Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
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Who wears a wallet chain?!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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