CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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